“I bought a couple of pairs for a big event out in Palm Springs. Great quality and super soft. These have become my go-to shorts. They have the perfect spot for my poppers. They also have a secure place to put my keys. All my holes were sore by the end of the weekend – and that’s a good thing! These shorts played a huge part in that! You’ve got a
customer for life – thanks Brosquirt!”

Cole, Austin, TX

“These shorts are my travel must-have! I bought the Contour Blue and Galaxy Black. They’re incredibly comfy for my long-haul flights, I always pack some pairs when heading to Europe. And here’s a fun bonus: flight attendants seem to love them, too! They kept whispering about them! On a recent trip, I even got some extra special treatment and almost ended up joining the ‘Mile High Club’ with a particularly friendly attendant. These shorts are perfect for all my adventures while traveling.”

Mason, Los Angeles, CA

“These shorts are all about the details – look closely. Quality stitching, custom hardware, and thoughtful design elements. These shorts are full of surprises including the horny stick figures buried in the galaxy pattern. They’re versatile enough for a day at the beach playing volleyball or a night on the sofa, and unique enough to get laughs at my gym. Solid shorts – my new favorite! I’m buying a pair in each color.”

Chris, Fort Lauderdale, FL

“I love these shorts! Whether I’m at the gym, running Town Lake, or just hanging out and edging with a buddy, these shorts got your back (and your front if you’re going commando)! The military green color goes with anything, and the freedom of going commando? Priceless. They’re comfy, they’re easy-on-easy-off, and let’s face it, they’re perfect for those unforgettable encounters.”

Matt, Austin, TX